Supermarket Sprint Star Gifts

'Hurry dear, before the prices go up again!'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Running

Only One Item or Fewer.

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

'Retirement Training Program'"Very good, Larry! Just one more step and you'll have the entire aisle blocked!"

Artificial Isle

Biker chopper shopper

'Advanced warning: High cholesterol 10mtrs ahead.'

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Large Very Fresh Eggs

'Oi, do you mind, trying to speak to my colleague - two self service tills having a chat together.'

Women shopping with children in the trolley.

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"That will be $109.85." "What! Sign says they’re $1.69 each." "Yes, and you have 65 of them."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Super express lane for working mothers only!

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"Mummy! Can't we go to Tescos like everyone else?"

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

Carcinogenic/Non-carcinogenic.

"We've got a real feisty one here. We caught it trying to cross the stream behind the store."

'I'll celebrate Christmas in a supermarket and you?'

Moses leads his people through a supermarket

"Great idea boss! Keeps kids occupied and hooked up to a generator powers the store's lights!!"