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Running

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Boom

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

National Academy of Sport

A woman playing a keyboard

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

I drive, therefore I am.

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Man running

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

God creating the galaxy.

Driver at Grand Prix shooting another driver with the cork from champagne

"The first one was the hardest."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"This next one is about the healthy and drama-free relationship that very nearly ruined me as a songwriter before I realized what was happening and got the hell out of there."

T-Rex Track Relay Problem

"junior, I'll explain 'taxation' to you, if you explain 'crowdfunding' to me."

Second to Nun

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

F1 drivers saluting a checkered flag

People liked running things past Michael.

One Man Band

Track runner running out of track

It's over the hurdle not under...

With and without a starter.

'Hurry dear, before the prices go up again!'