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"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Running

"We structured the deal so it won't make any sense to you."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

"You scratch my back, I'll scratch your is just a figure of speech, Ned. A little left, and higher."

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Okay, here's the plan...'

"Prospectus in not spelt P...R...O...A...G...A...N...D...A."

'You know, this is the 2nd bottle of this I've opened, and I still have no idea what it tastes like.'

Holy Ronald Reagan. Do you see who's come into the cafe? Reagan? No, it's Johnny Spinwell. The king of spin! Who? Consultant to politicians, stars, lawyers, corporate execs. No one finds the bright side like Johnny. Pea brain, you stepped on my toe. I got your circulation going to save your heart.

"I work in PR where I provide a dynamic and highly effective bespoke service that can work for you and blah blah blah ..."

'But on the positive side, money can't buy happiness - so who cares?'

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

"Whatever the results you get from an election it's important to be able to present them in the best possible light..."

"I'll explain later."

"Wow! That's a mean curveball."

Dance Studio: Ballroom, Latin, Line Dancing, Rain Dancing

Second to Nun

"We will indeed be facing numerous enraged customers."

'I hate rainy days!'

'This is Miss Pavlovna — she's our new Vice-President in charge of spin control.'

Man using a sherpa - "Admit it father those stairs are getting too much for you."

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Linford Christie

"In that speech, forget that line: are you better off than four years ago?"

Now I'd like to depart from my prepared text and speak from the heart...

"Ever read about a politician who didn't need the press?"

"...and this is our Agile project!"