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'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

Digging.

'Whenever he stares out the window like that I know he's about to go into a gardening frenzy.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"OK, I think we're pretty much back to square one. You can stop now."

"I'll explain later."

"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

One Man and Two Trucks

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

'That's their advantage-- they spend every day doing cardio.'

'I just got my second wind! How about another $500?'

'No thanks: I'm more of a sprinter than a jogger...'

'Credit card customer of the month'

"If you want to spend a little more, here's one that comes with a trust fund."

'Now, this one gets about a hundred males to the gallon.'

Using a sink plunger to retrieve a golf ball.

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

"....to be your lawfully wedded spouse, in moving house, in packing and unpacking, again and again?"

Shop assistant watches a woman trying many shoes in shoe shop.

Guy hauling a Uhaul truck.

"I need Cyber Monday off."

'Christmas comes but once a year - enyoj it! ... You've got the other 364 days to pay for it.'

"Are you sure this is what the man who attacked you looked like?"

Experts only

Child at starting blocks with string tied to tooth.

Hooked on spares....

Houdini's car keys.

'Would you like any help with your bags.'

You should have seen the dress I saw at lunchtime...