Running Pro T-Shirts

'That's their advantage-- they spend every day doing cardio.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"National security adviser"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

e-shoes

Banana Split...

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Eat my dust!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

City Marathon.

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Running

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Do you want to win the game or my business?