Running Pro Gifts

'That's their advantage-- they spend every day doing cardio.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"National security adviser"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Banana Split...

e-shoes

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

10 K Tail-Chase

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

City Marathon.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Running

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"OK, ready to go again?"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Eat my dust!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

31. 19. 55.7.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."