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"You went to Barneys without me? You slut!"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

How would Madam like to pay?

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Let's just get through this first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

Don't miss this opportunity to own something really expensive!

'I was walking past the washers and dryers and one of my socks disappeared.'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

Shoppers

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'Spending and consuming - that's my kind of patriotism.'

'You must have something in my size?'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

I brake for all 50 off Sales.

Giant sale - 'Sorry Luv - that's the last one.'

'Oh good, it looks like the few things I ordered from the catalogue have arrived.'