Gaming Marathon King Gifts

In need of a wash...

Homo Gamus

Running

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

City Marathon.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'Guess what? I won again.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

The Royal Wii

'Console 3GMEGA3D plus 3K+SUPERAUDIO USB 35,000.000 MGB...'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Get a life

"I think I'd be better off trying to figure this out the game on my own."

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Funky Facts - UK kids.

Gamers

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games might be having an effect on you.'

'You're going to have to drop out if you want to graduate.'

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'I thought she'd never leave.'

'Video games don't seem to have done my dad any harm.'

'When I hit the wall, I want to be ready.'

Vampire Running In A Marathon

Plogging Marathon

"Baldo, have you finished your homework?"

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

"Don't forget bib number!"

'You didn't train for this marathon, did you?'

It's the same as my system software, he sleeps after a period of inactivity and reboots with a click.