Gaming Marathoners Gifts

'I bought the biggest screen I could find. It makes playing video games more fun, but I'll be paying on it for the next 10 years.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Board Game Hunter

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Teenage Angst.

Cary Grant

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'That Brown bears watching!'

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Arcade Game Baseball.

Gamers

'This helps with the kids who are obsessed with videogames.'

'Well, did you win or what?'

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'