Gaming Marathoners T-Shirts

'I bought the biggest screen I could find. It makes playing video games more fun, but I'll be paying on it for the next 10 years.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

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Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

Teenage Angst.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"Well, you can't say they didn't warn us."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'That Brown bears watching!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"What would happen if you put down your weapon and tried to work things out peacefully?"

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Arcade Game Baseball.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'Well, did you win or what?'

Gamers

'Mom! Tyler's playing video games on the smart thermostat again!'

"We didn't need virual reality when I was young, we had real reality!"

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."