Gaming Marathoner Gifts

Muscle Magazines For Video Gamers

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

"Do you know how long you've been on that thing!?"

Gamers

37 years in the same position.

Storm in the out tray

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

Indoor Football

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Cross-country knitting.

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Captive Audience.

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

Athlete

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"And by 'priority', I mean close the Solitaire game immediately."

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Why are you so hostile toward books? Um, where to start: The waste of paper, the lack of multimedia, the one-way nature of the medium. One-way? Authors stuff ideas down your throat. You can't interact with their ideas. You can't crowdsource the direction, or refine the plot or do anything active. You can't shoot anyone. Shoot? I might play a shooting app called Angry Books if the books you were destroying were cute.

In need of a wash...

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

"Shh, don't disturb him, he's working hard."

'I think we may have discovered the world's earliest Playstation cheat code.'

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"