Time-traveling Gamer Gifts

'I think we may have discovered the world's earliest Playstation cheat code.'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

Dr. Roo.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

Atomic Bear: Part 13

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Mars Poppins

'Time machine materialises in Westminster Lord Lucan arrested'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"I come from the future."

Unfortunately, Professor Callaghan forgot when he set his time machine for the Jurassic that back then his lab's location was covered by ocean.

Grandfather Clock

Atomic Bear: Part 18

"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"

"I already GAVE you a raise, three weeks from now!"

Jeffrey's Time Machine: '...I want to go back and see what the world was like when people weren't so stupid and annoying!'

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

Time Management

'What do you mean we can't finish on time? Do you want history to say that Rome wasn't built in a day?'

'So it's decided - we'll put the clocks back 5 years and everything will be fine again.'

Mrs. H.G.Wells.

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Inventing Time Travel