Time-traveling Sports Fan Gifts

The invention of baseball.

Football fan

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

Faster, Georges, faster!

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Trojan Hurdler.

'This new game isn't working out -- the ball keeps running away.'

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"I don't think your old sports jersey shrunk. I think you grew."

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"You've still got it Joao."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Rugby golden oldies.

"What do you say, Dad—want to hack a few?"

Cupid fires an arrow into a football.

'Excuse me, coach - but are we the hugs or the kisses?'