Time-traveling Sports Buffs Gifts

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

High-gravity baseball

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Dr. Roo.

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Standings: Milky Way Conference

"Great news! Jim at work's promised to lend me all his World Cup DVDs"

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Terry, to me! I'm in space!

Table Tennis ball-boys

Old basketball players never die. . . they just pick and roll.

Post Office. Personnel. If we get the job, do we get a letter sweater?

Rugby golden oldies.

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

The invention of baseball.

"Let me go, honey. That eight-o'clock commuter express out of Yuma don't wait for no man."

"If exercise is so good for you, how come athletes retire at 35?"

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

Prehistoric Basketball Player

"In honor of high school football season starting, he decided to put his old interview on. Do you have a phone, I may need to call 911."

"Wow!! This doping stuff is worth every penny!"

Men in bar lament olympic beach volleyball ending 'I miss beach volleyball too.'

Ancient man sculpting a football.

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

'Before we delete their planet, let's play their quaint little ball game once more.'

'It's Brett Favre. He changed his mind again.'

"You're real old, grandpa. Tell me about the days when everyone stood for the national anthem."

Cricketers

Tommy John

"It's a Time Machine. I invented it next week!"

"You're right. It's rubbish without the spectators."

'It's an old high school football injury.'

'C'mon up, Mr. Kile. You've been traded to the Angels.' (Death of Darryl Kile)