Sports Time Traveler Gifts

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Moses on the web

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cord cutter

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

D.I.Y

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"Hi. We're from the future."

"You'll get over him."

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

Reality home-improvement show.

Caveman at Computer

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

"....And here we are in one of the older parts of the city..."

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

Sand Of Time