Sports Time Traveler T-Shirts

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Moses on the web

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

Cord cutter

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

D.I.Y

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

"It called a smart phone. Cool, but no service."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Progression of human writing, from chisled stone to computers until 2000 when the computer has blown up

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

1876 - Alexander Graham Bell made the world's first telephone call.

"You'll get over him."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

Reality home-improvement show.

Caveman at Computer

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

"Grandpa, what was it like living off the grid for most of your life?"

"Google says it's some form of ancient timing device."

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

"...and if I press this button..."

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

Sand Of Time

"....And here we are in one of the older parts of the city..."