Time-traveling Golfer T-Shirts

'Putter'.

"IV!"

Caveman's Clubs.

Drawing of ancient golfer

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

You had me at vintage.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'He lived and died for golf.'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

'What happens after the end of time?'

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

The invention of baseball.

The circular nature of running wear.

Golf Crime Scene.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Ancient man sculpting a football.

Using Science In Fashion Design

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Students excuses through out the ages.' A cave kid says, 'My dinosaur ate my homework,' a 1950s kid says, 'My dog ate my homework,' and a kid today says, 'My computer ate my homework.'

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

A ball's best case scenario.

"Please take a seat and wait! The dentist is very busy today. He has almost done eighteenth holes!"

Practical Yolkers.

The 19th hole

Golfer going through customs

"Slicey, Trappy, Bogey, Toppy, Mulligan, Hooky, Threeputty

A fisher in historical dress

Observing a hydnoraceae on the 14th, Professor Brinley sportingly pitched rather than putted.