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'It Friday...Zog go clubbing.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

Dr. Roo.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well

'We froze him until medical science knows how to cure spear wounds.'

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

"I've learned from the past. Now can we move on?"

"At our age I'd say we have about two or three binge watches left in us."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

Inventing Time Travel

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

History. The worst past is my dad says they're still making history!

Boss

"Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy?" "Well… every waking moment I wish I were living before the beginning of existence itself. So I could witness the Big Bang." "It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline." "That way I could know for sure whether our universe is all just one big simulation running on some geek's computer." "I mean, everything being made up of atoms and math is

Early Sexting

Owl Through Time

Dr Moo and the Cyber-Cows!

The Tardis Shed

"Forget the future, tell me what happened to the past ten years."

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

"What asteroid?"

"I'm on the haywain."

Dali Clock

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

At the space-time institute.

'Uh-oh darling, I think we've really overslept.'

Atomic Bear: Part 28

"This just in! A fifteen-man nineteen-forties swing-era-style big band was discovered intact today in Brno, Czechoslovakia."

Oldies Band.