Time-traveling Troubadour T-Shirts

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Musicians

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

Bingo's Time Out - Part Six

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Your doctors said no caffeine. I am not your Uncle Mort, I am someone else altogether. Oh yeah? Who are you? I am … Drinkum … Coffeeman … Worthington-Smythe … of the Florida Coffeeman-Worthington-Smythes. You may have heard of us ... we're a family of um ... Troubadours. I, myself, wrote several ballads for the likes of Sinatra, Pat Boone, and Jimi Hendrix. So if I were to Google that right now, Google would confirm that? Google is an abomination!!! One ge

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

Carols

Gypsy busker

'I think we may have discovered the world's earliest Playstation cheat code.'

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

Time Machine Development Lab

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

Passage of Time

"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

'Twitter is throwing open the whole world of libel to a radical rethink...'

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

Too Popular By Half.

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"