Time-traveling Troubadour Pillows

"Babe, I'm gonna leave you... It may take a few eons, but I am definitely gonna leave you..."

"This one is really gonna blow their minds."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Whatever!

Singer in a boat disturbing the fish.

Musicians

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

'It's not flying I'm afraid of -- it's driving to the airport!'

"Woke up this morning, forgot my apple id..."

City & Western.

The train on the musical line

"This jury finds the accused not guilty provided he tells us where he has hidden the money."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

Carols

Gypsy busker

Caveman in office, "Miss Jones, come in here and bring me up to date."

'This is the dawning of the age of asparagus...!'

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

Time Machine Development Lab

"I'm afraid a computer tech is going to have to be prematurely taken."

Passage of Time

"It started out as my itemized deductions, but it's turned into a novel."

'I'm going to be late dear, the traffic's a mess.'

'I got the ain't nobody texting me blues...'

"He really embodies the soul of mid-level management blues."

Too Popular By Half.

"Darling - remind me again - which country are we in?"