Time-traveling Sports Lover T-Shirts

Ancient man sculpting a football.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Mixed Doubles.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

Dialogue about the relationship.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Golf with a difference

Egyptian Football

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

'I wonder what he is thinking about...'

Accidental Invention of the Pole Vault

PSYCHIATRIC CLINIC, 'You know what I dread? -- March madness!'

Football Sculpture.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

The Real March of the Penguins.

'Is that the look of love or the look of hearing a home run on your bluetooth?'