Time-traveling Golfer Pillows

'Putter'.

"IV!"

Caveman's Clubs.

Drawing of ancient golfer

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

You had me at vintage.

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

Cavemen Exhibit

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

His golfing career in a long tailspin, PGA pro Andy Pemrick spent his later years as the pro at Happy Time Mini-Putt.

"Swallow the ball and stick the club up your a**e."

'What happens after the end of time?'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

'The time? Yes, it's VII ... no, hang on, er ... IX ... uh ... oh, for God's sake, it's half nine, OK?'

The invention of baseball.

Golf Crime Scene.

The circular nature of running wear.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

Ancient man sculpting a football.

Using Science In Fashion Design

'I think we may have discovered the world's earliest Playstation cheat code.'

"Somewhere we must have strayed off the course."

'Students excuses through out the ages.' A cave kid says, 'My dinosaur ate my homework,' a 1950s kid says, 'My dog ate my homework,' and a kid today says, 'My computer ate my homework.'

"Please take a seat and wait! The dentist is very busy today. He has almost done eighteenth holes!"

A ball's best case scenario.

Golfer putting into whale's blowhole.

Golfer going through customs

The 19th hole

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

Practical Yolkers.