Time-traveling Tee-off Pillows

"At first we didn't have a clue what to do with them."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

Late BroomStick

You had me at vintage.

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"Another CSI spinoff? What's this one called?"

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Before Instagram

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

Golfers lost on the road

'Sorry I'm late, but you know how the Universe keeps expanding.'

'What a Neanderthal! Ork doesn't know his putter from his driver.'

A baseball game is played in an ancient Roman arena; the emperor gives a thumbs-down signal, declaring a player to be out of the game

Oldies Band.

It's so nice outside I'm recording the Weather Channel to watch next winter!

'Putter'.

'We now pause for technical difficulties....'

I was a huge Beatles fan right from the start. I remember waiting backstage after each show.

The circular nature of running wear.

I've had a fantastic round, I've even got a ball left over!

"IV!"

Knight on horse approaches a pole vault.

Ancient man sculpting a football.

Fish golfing.

'I think we may have discovered the world's earliest Playstation cheat code.'

'Gimme the remote. I think you got it on slo-mo.'

'Students excuses through out the ages.' A cave kid says, 'My dinosaur ate my homework,' a 1950s kid says, 'My dog ate my homework,' and a kid today says, 'My computer ate my homework.'

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

"The Brady Bunch, circa 2025."

A fisher in historical dress

"Okay, I'm definitely getting older."

Drawing of ancient golfer