Trendsetting Tee-off Pillows

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

'The next big thing is ultra nano.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'I often tried wearing my pants like that, but I always ended up forming other letters.'

Solar Flares

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Too Much?

Shoe Whore

Butterfly Woman

Traffic Offence Selfie

Self Magazine,

"We're starting to get media coverage. Pass it on."

At One With Nature

"We were really looking for someone who could lead people. How many followers do you have on Twitter?"

The Fashion for Elaborate Hairstyles

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"Acrylic, hemp, fire wax on mirrored aluminum and stainless steel."

A Macaroni in 1773

"And the waistband of your underpants: showing or not showing?"

Jumpers

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."