Humor Tee-off Pillows

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Bobsled Police.

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"It's shrinkflation!"

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Goal Post Ape.

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Football or no football, that's not how we pass the plate.

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

"Wow, that was some fart!"

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

'Let's talk steroids.'

Jogi Loew - His Secret Tactics for 2024. . .

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

Pool Rules: No Diving, No Splashing, No Walking on Water.

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

T-shirt menage a trois.

'Traitor! I hate you!'

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'

'I don't even need to look under the helmet. He blew a head gasket.'