Humor Teeter Pillows

"It's shrinkflation!"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

Racketeer

"You talkin' to me?"

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

Worm eats the fish.

'...and don't think we haven't noticed you feathering your own nest!'

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

Uniporn

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

'I was never convicted! Doesn't that count for something!?'

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

An Anatomically Incorrect Doll.

Have you been eating people again, Gertie?

Big bird atop 18th hole flag on golf course.

"I said sand WEDGE."

"Your virginity! There's not a lot we can do about that."

Best Orgasms.

Cupid's mistake