Humor Teeter Gifts

"It's shrinkflation!"

The Wine Bottle and the Corkscrew

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

'How now, brown cow?'

Racketeer

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"You talkin' to me?"

"A see through nighty? God who'd want to see you through that?"

'Plastic bags, dogs, dogs behind gates, strange smells, pigs, strange noises...heck! It would be quicker to tell you what doesn't spook me!'

'I don't like the look of yours...'

"I said 'blow job' not 'blow chunks'."

Adult Magician

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

Worm eats the fish.

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'...and don't think we haven't noticed you feathering your own nest!'

Reminder from my Telebartender. Gotta go!

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

Uniporn

North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

"That's quite a set of cow horns you've got there."

'Firstly Madame, the Green Grocer is across the road and secondly that should explain why your 'bananas' are vibrating...!'

"Oh, that old thing? She's been wearing that for years, haven't you dear?"

'I was never convicted! Doesn't that count for something!?'

"Welcome to New Jersey, the 'What is that smell?' state."

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

Paper Beats Rock

Have you been eating people again, Gertie?

An Anatomically Incorrect Doll.

Big bird atop 18th hole flag on golf course.

"Your virginity! There's not a lot we can do about that."

"I said sand WEDGE."

Better than Sex