Humor Tee-off Gifts

'That's why we're vice-presidents, and he's president.'

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

"Krill, baby, krill."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

Bobsled Police.

"It's been over for a while now. I caught him trying to fertilize some catfish eggs in June."

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"It's shrinkflation!"

'Listen,kid, you're going to have to lower your standards if you ever want to throw the sleazeball.'

Goal Post Ape.

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Football or no football, that's not how we pass the plate.

Golf - "Are you new to the game?"

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

"I'm wearing new cologne. I hope Smiley is able to control herself around me today."

'Promise me. Never again. Don't ever get sheared right before a fight.'

"Wow, that was some fart!"

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

He wouldn't be up there is he had just kept his mouth shut.

'He's been this way since the Red Sox won the pennant!'

'The least of your worries in this school is a bully will take your lunch money.'

'Let's talk steroids.'

Jogi Loew - His Secret Tactics for 2024. . .

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

'I'll look for the ball. You look for the club.'

"Chinese food? I'll call it in if you'll pick it up."

Pool Rules: No Diving, No Splashing, No Walking on Water.

Synchronized swimmers going over a waterfall.

T-shirt menage a trois.

'Traitor! I hate you!'

"Do you think football may have given you permanent injuries you'll have for the rest of your life?"

'Henry's afraid of Sunday drivers.'

'I wouldn't be caught dead looking like that!'