Teetotaler Humorist Gifts

Looking for a gift that honors a teetotaler's lifestyle with a dash of wit? Our collection of funny and clever products captures the humor of abstaining from alcohol. Whether it's for a friend, family member, or yourself, these gifts celebrate sobriety with a playful twist, offering humor, pride, and personality all in one. Perfect for those who prefer a clear head and a good laugh.

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"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic." mockup

"We sell beer, but it's non-alcoholic."

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'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.' mockup

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

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Sober Tooth Tiger

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'New Barbeque.'

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'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.' mockup

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

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'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.' mockup

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

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'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!' mockup

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

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"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again." mockup

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

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The Rural Bidet...

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"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..." mockup

"Right it's decided! We are both sober for October and Stoptober. Then Movember and Decembeard and Dry January, then..."

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"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags." mockup

"I avoid the 3 'Bs' when I'm dieting - boxes, buckets and bags."

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"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet." mockup

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

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"You talkin' to me?"

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The Janopause

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Prehistoric Graffito

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The Puppet Poop

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Scot's beer.

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"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045." mockup

"I'm having a dry October. . . October 2045."

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Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter mockup

Clumping and Non-Clumping Cat Litter

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School of Comparative Anatomy

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'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.' mockup

'Pub drinking games with bottled water may be sensible, but they're bloody boring.'

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"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."

"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail." mockup

"I wonder, sir, if you expect to be using your complimentary cocktail."

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'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.' mockup

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

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'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.' mockup

'Good to see you in church on Sunday.' -'So that's where I was.'

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In Agatha Christie's bathroom.

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'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.' mockup

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

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'Sanitized for your protection.'

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'Drinking or passive drinking table ?' mockup

'Drinking or passive drinking table ?'

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Portal Loo

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'Someday, son, this can be all yours.' mockup

'Someday, son, this can be all yours.'

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Drink kills.

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Teetotaler Humorist Gifts Collection

Teetotaler Humorist Mugs

Discover our amusing teetotaler mugs and bring humor to your daily routine. Perfect for coffee lovers who enjoy a sober joke or two.

Teetotaler Humorist Pillows

Add some humor to your home decor with our fun teetotaler pillows. They're perfect for anyone who loves to celebrate sobriety with a touch of wit.

Teetotaler Humorist Prints

Decorate your space with our humorous teetotaler prints. Clever quotes and playful designs make them a delightful addition to any room.

Teetotaler Humorist T-Shirts

Show off your dry sense of humor with our witty teetotaler t-shirts. Find a design that fits your personality and makes sobriety a statement of pride.