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The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

Euro 2016

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

Football Chameleon

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

Mixed Doubles.

A day at the transgenic races

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Saving a Heart

Ratminton

"How should we divide the teams?"

Gary turns 40.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'Yes! The momentum's going to shift now. Our home fan is starting to make some noise!'

"Let's get ready to bumble!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes