Sports Traveler Prints

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

Maybe travel sports have gone too far.

Euro 2016

I like the Jets...I guess

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'Look around, son. See if there's one you like. But remember: These are abandoned players, unwanted by their teams - so they might come with some psychological baggage.'

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

'Another expectant father looking forward to paternity leave.'

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Frank built it himself. The last football will fall through the hourglass 10 seconds before the Super Bowl starts.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

If nobody had invented graphics

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Football Chameleon

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

A day at the transgenic races

"How should we divide the teams?"

Saving a Heart

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'At least now the injury worries are over, we can concentrate on slagging off the team.'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Gary turns 40.

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes