Tournament Traveler Prints

Inflatable gallery (for golf spectators).

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Tourists in Egypt

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

The World's Easiest Airport

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."