Tournament Fanatic Prints

'Slide, Kaupotski, slide!'

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Bowled over again!

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Pete Sampras

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

Ball as water-melon.

Cricket Accidents.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Hockey Season.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Mohamed Salah

'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'It's a combination of March Madness,,, and Linsanity,'

Captive Audience at the World Cup.