Tournament Junkie Prints

"I came to a sports doctor because I fell off the sofa cheering for a 'March Madness' basketball team."

'Oh, yes-he popped the question alright-'Who's gonna win the cup?'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Football

"He 3 putted from 2 feet to lose the league championship. After 5 years, you would think he would get over it."

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Cheerleaders

Prepare yourself, America. Dancing with the Stars is poised to present a new 12-week competition. And you'll never guess who's dancing now! Listen to the passion and fight in our newest celebrity dancer

Pentagon Science Contest: '...It's a contest by the pentagon. They're gonna pay out half a million bucks to someone who comes up with the best idea on how people could travel to another solar system.'

A woman watches football on her computer.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Say what? Johnnie Cochran died in 2005?

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Competitive tic-tac-toe

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

"I think feeling a certain amount of anxiety over the up coming race with the Hare is perfectly normal!"

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

'You've got to give her points for originality.'

'I think they're still just sizing each other up.'

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'