Tournament Traveler T-Shirts

Inflatable gallery (for golf spectators).

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Fight or Flight

Walking Luggage.

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

"Early model of baggage claim"

The World's Easiest Airport

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

Tourists in Egypt

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'