Gaming Marathoner Prints

"Baldo's been staring at that video game for three hours. Is that normal?"

Gamers

Storm in the out tray

37 years in the same position.

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"You're doing great, only thirty-one more years to go."

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

Indoor Football

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Monks play conkers with crucifix

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Cross-country knitting.

'For most people a little jogging after work would be enough, but my husband always has to go overboard!'

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

Athlete

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Marathon runner in a chicken costume notices a chicken in a human costume.

"And by 'priority', I mean close the Solitaire game immediately."

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

In need of a wash...

"I'm so lucky I can get away from work at lunch."

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Cosmic!

How come you don't fight so much with my mother lately?