Adventurous King Gifts

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Kardiff.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Shoot For The Moon

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

Can I have a look at the map?

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"What's cookin', Tia Carmen?"

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