Adventurous King Prints

"My Kingdom now has an official sponsor."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

Kardiff.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Shoot For The Moon

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Safari.

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"One spaghetti, and two straws please."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

"Tastes great, less killing!"