Ambitious Adventurers Prints

Potential Energy/Kinetic Energy

"The new position not only comes with a bump in salary, but allows me to extend my reach into areas where I'm not qualified."

I've decided to get Elon Musk to send me for a trip around the moon in two years. I set up a Gofundme page to crowdsource money for it. My goal is to raise ten billion dollars. That shouldn't be too hard, considering there are seven billion people on earth. Non of whom are going to give you a dime. I hope not. That would only come to seven hundred million. Annoyed? How'd you like to send me far away? Here's a link to my Gofundme.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

The Family Joules: Part 6

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"So when my dad said I couldn't have a dog..."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

Shoot For The Moon

"Ah...here they are!"

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

Excess Baggage: Airlines are constantly working on new seating configurations.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Fishing boat.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Son, the world is ripe for the taking ... you better stay home with me.'

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Island of Lost Guys.