Nature Knight Gifts

Nitrogen Emissions

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Whosoever slays this dragon may marry the princess."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

Super Student

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

Don't tell my wife. Dragon head.

'Not gruel, stupid! -- I said find the GRAIL!'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

I love being right.

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

Beware of the Dragon

'The king wants a gesture, not a jester.'

Yeah, that's mine - My mom puts my name inside my helmet in case it comes off.

Actually, I slayed it for the castle's resale value, but don't tell her that.

Toastquest!

'All I'm saying is; This maiden I'm here to rescue had better be really good looking!'

"One of you go see who's at the door."

Computer whisperer.

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

My horse for a kingdom.

"It's off the rack. The guy on the rack doesn't need it anymore."

'Don't underestimate the pot holes...they've saved us from invasion more than once.'

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"All I've got left is smoked."

"Kids, huh?"

'Your task will be to save the castle from catapulted rocks.'