Network Knight Gifts

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Swiss army knife

WiFi Signals

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Super Student

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Yes, I'm sure. The dragon I saw was quite a bit bigger."

Building business relations.

"Who ordered a pizza?"

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

I love being right.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Toastquest!

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

Fancy Interfacing with you here.

Computer whisperer.

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

"Can you keep a secret?"

The Man of La Mancha,and his sidekick, the Man of La Muncha.

Sell the crunch, not the apple!

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

Knight