Cyber Knight Gifts

"I'm here to protect your data!"

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Internet Cafe.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

Silver Surfer.

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Kevin had a computer virus.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"I'm sorry, my therapist told me to give up slaying dragons."

"You have been specially selected to upload your bank details. Offer ends midnight."

Spam.

Toastquest!

Computer whisperer.

Computer virus

Castle drawbridge opens to reveal a dishwasher

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

"Problem?"

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"I'll only be a few minutes more dad!"

Mother's day

Armed Forces: We are need in of computer hackers to handle our cyber warfare defenses.

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

Stealing digital data from computers.

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

"Hockey players no longer fight. They feel saying mean things about each other on social media hurts more."

"Oh no - I've actually RUN OUT of passwords!!!""