Cyber Chat Knight Gifts

"Boy, these comments really sting."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Online Dating

Woman on the phone.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Knights of the iPhone

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'Our firewall barely protects our content.'

"There's something you should know about me."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

'I must warn you: I'm a level 85 Death Knight!'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'My name is Kerry and I'm an email-aholic...'

"I'm here to protect your data!"

"You're not holding up your end of the conversation."

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

'I just got a friend request from someone in the castle.'

"I realise you're used to talking to me on the chat line, but would you mind not moving your fingers like you're typing everytime you say something."

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"