Chat Commander Gifts

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

Cat in a tank...

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

Second lifeReal life.

Woman on the phone.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'That seating section is for video gamers only.'

"Cool game!"

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

Holy cow! This is nothing like the hunting video game we played!

'Life! Give my conversation liiiife!'

Dadonomics

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

'Well, yes, a little lonely, dear. But I have Mog. And my Grand Theft Auto...'

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

Cat Up Tree - "He refuses to come down unless you agree to all his demands."

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Small Talk Outlet

Telephone explosion

"Enough about your Xbox already!"

'In a real car, it's called a gear shift, not a joystick.'

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.