Chit-chat Coordinator Gifts

Two workers chatting by vending machine: 'Who are you working on at the moment?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Communication

"When I was young, we made statements using signs and marches!"

John was determined to involve more people in key decisions. "Hands up who thinks fleet prices should go up."

'This beer is pale and tasteless.' 'Your glass is empty.'

'I just got off the phone with my long-time writing partner who's bringing over my deathbed confessional masterpiece. In the meantime, who's up for some idle chit-chat? How about all this rain we've been getting, huh?!"

'With three teenage daughters the phone never rings twice in this house!'

Dadonomics

Small Talk Outlet

'I booze, I schmooze and then I snooze.'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

"I'm good thanks."

'I'm going to Internets Anonymous...we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'

'No, I don't think Dr. Williams will be mad because you came to me for a second opinion, but I'm mad because you didn't come to me first.'

"Beats hanging around the water cooler."

Airport Literature

'You'll never win that contest -- you've never said anything in fifty words or less.'

'How's it going with me? Oh, you know, still dealing with the same old shit.'

'What do you call two fat people having a chat?'

"Quick, let me through. I'm a gossip."

D*mn it.

'Why do we always talk about this stuff?'

"When you're through playing Earth Mother, you've got a call on Line 2."

Online chat

'I am so unfriending you!'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'