Chit-chat Gifts

"I'm good thanks."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'

'...and now the weather.'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Time for tea and friendship.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Social Notworking

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Communication

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

At Gossips Anonymous...

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Let's just do the top layer."