Chit-chat Gifts

"I'm good thanks."

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

Noticeboard with 'latest scandal and rumour update'

'...and now the weather.'

Time for tea and friendship.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'This is fantastic! I don't know what's smaller, the talk or the food?'

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

White Wine Wisdom (2)

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

Communication

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Let's just do the top layer."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'As a teleworker Colin sometimes struggled against feelings of isolation.'

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'