Chats Gifts

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Annual run-off at the mouth.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Time for tea and friendship.

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Silver Surfer.

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Catroom.

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Social Notworking

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it' met its match.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

"Let's just do the top layer."

At Gossips Anonymous...

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

After talking one stranger to death, Velma starts in on the next.

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'