Chats Mugs

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Time for tea and friendship.

Woman on the phone.

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

You're right, boss, there may be too much idle chit-chat, but let me talk it over with my friends.

Silver Surfer.

'Who's a pretty boy! Is that all you've got to say?'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

'I don't like her line of gossip - it's never about anyone I know.'

Catroom.

Now showing - "What's the least noisy film we can chat through?"

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

White Wine Wisdom (2)

The Exhaustive Bro Catch Up

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'Got time for a little girl stalk?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

At Gossips Anonymous...

"Let's just do the top layer."

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

'No idea. He's been there for as long as I can remember.'

'I managed to crack a smile during the first 15-minures but the last 45-minutres were a bust!

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."