Video Chats Mugs

Zoom Call.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Silver Surfer.

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

Working from home to-do list.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Catroom.

Social Notworking

You looked different during our video chat.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Zoom Rodeos

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"There's something you should know about me."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"Don't retweet this, but..."

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Canadian Zoom