Video Chats Pillows

Zoom Call.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"The days of 'herding cats' are over: my friends and I meet through video-conferencing now..."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

Silver Surfer.

"At least their bull sessions are green. Everything they say is 100% biodegradable."

"He's in a meeting, but you have 25 seconds to leave a video message."

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

Working from home to-do list.

"It's my support group for Zoom fatigue syndrome."

'It's true -- we DO communicate better in a chat room.'

Catroom.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

Zoom Rodeos

"Your difficulty communicating how you really feel, is because of your inherent inability to display complex emotion."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

'We know it makes you happy, but your father and I think you're spending too much time on the computer.'

"There's something you should know about me."

"If I admit I'm bored with looking at my phone every minute of the day, will I be considered a traitor by my generation?"

"It's lunchtime! Have you finished saying 'Good Morning' on your WhatsApp Groups?"

"Don't retweet this, but..."

"Lets take this conversation off line..."

Canadian Zoom

Jenkins discovers the dark underworld of palindrome chatrooms.

Hello, Patty!